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About Miss Suzy

Biography:

Miss Suzy is a borderline recluse, bent on growing her hair to her waist before she gets old enough to actually look like a witch. She has three children and two step-children. She has not published anything except poetry, and we all know how pointless that is. As such, she has no professional credentials.

Awards include:

First Place — Witlin Bar Mitzvah Dance-Off, 2004.

Runner Up — Busiest Mom in America contest, 2007-2008, put on by the Bemis Manufacturing Company — Worlds Leading Toilet Seat Manufacturer. She won three self-cleaning toilets, for which she is still waiting.

Interests:

Likes: superior pieces of writing, good light, good colors, good music, things that are quiet

Dislikes: mean people

Hobbies: writing, reading, working out, raising good kids, growing plants and hair